Monday, June 11, 2012

Wife of 88-year-old man shocked at his energy

88 not out!! - Rihanna poses with the young old man from Zvimba


The beautiful, young wife of an 88-year old man from Zvimba has declared her pleasant shock at the everlasting energy of her husband.

This morning, she said, he managed to wake up, all on his own, and rule a whole country with an iron fist.

“He is very, very healthy,” the wife of the 88-year-old Zvimba man said. And with that wink and giggle that all gossiping housewives recognise from their naughty over-the-durawall chit-chats, she added, “and energetic too”.
Many jealous people doubted her statement. Some of them said it was a plan to convince doubters that the 88-year-old will have no problem in campaigning in the upcoming elections. But a Zanu spokesman said: “Some of us were beginning to doubt because of all those silly rumours. But now we have no reason to doubt. Who can know the energy of a man better than his wife?”

The news has left the MDC reeling.

Asked to comment on news that the wife of the Zvimba man had said her husband has eternal energy, a spokesman for the Prime Minister refused to comment, saying: “Only the Prime Minister’s wife is authorised to comment on his energy.”