Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Shocking news: 89-year-old teacher is still at work



The nation of Zimbabwe is in shock after it was discovered that an 89-year old teacher is still on the government payroll. 

It has also been discovered that, like all other teachers desperate to supplement their income, the 89-year old teacher has been getting extra cash by ruling the country in his spare time.

“Sometimes, when he needs extra cash, he goes to run the country,” according to an audit report. "His moonlighting has gone on for 33 years now."

Some senior civil servant public service commission whatwhat guy confirmed the retirement age in government is 65: “The said teacher will be 90 next year, by which time he would have been illegally getting a salary for 25 years.”

The teacher commented: “I retired from teaching long ago. I need extra money, like other teachers. So what's wrong with me supplementing my meagre teacher's salary by running the country, occasionally?”

He denies suggestions that his moonlighting has gone on too long.